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发表于 2013-3-18 20:01:34 |只看该作者 |倒序浏览
Dad, I don't want to go to school today." said the boy.
"Why not, son?"

"Well, one of the chickens on the school farm died last week and we had chicken soup for lunch the next day. Then three days ago one of the pigs died and we had roast pork the next day."

"But why don't you want to go today?"

"Because our Math teacher died yesterday!"  

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发表于 2013-3-18 22:12:01 |只看该作者
so cool, so cold.
You can either travel or read,and either your body or soul must be on the way.
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